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Comedian Mitch Hedberg Quotes By Jackie Gleason

I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them. — Jackie Gleason

Comedian Mitch Hedberg Quotes By Bohdi Sanders

The man of principle never forgets what he is, because of what others are. — Bohdi Sanders

Comedian Mitch Hedberg Quotes By Mitch Hedberg

When you're in Hollywood and you're a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things. All right, you're a stand-up comedian, can you write us a script? That's not fair. That's like if I worked hard to become a cook, and I'm a really good cook, they'd say, "OK, you're a cook. Can you farm?" — Mitch Hedberg

Comedian Mitch Hedberg Quotes By Niklas Luhmann

In the twentieth century, one encounters artworks that seek to cancel the difference between a real and an imagined reality by presenting themselves in ways that make them indistinguishable from real objects. Should we take this trend as an internal reaction of art against itself? ... No ordinary object insists on being taken for an ordinary thing, but a work that does so betrays itself by this very effort. The function of art in such a case is to reproduce the difference of art. But the mere fact that art seeks to cancel this difference and fails in its effort to do so perhaps says more about art than could any excuse or critique. — Niklas Luhmann

Comedian Mitch Hedberg Quotes By Shannon L. Alder

If you have to make a daily choice to be in a relationship then you are married to the past, not the person. — Shannon L. Alder

Comedian Mitch Hedberg Quotes By Anonymous

Amaziah, the high priest, for it is, after all, the selfish religious establishment which has led the people into this institutionalized and meaningless form of religion. — Anonymous

Comedian Mitch Hedberg Quotes By Thomas Frank

There is much to dislike about President Obama's approach to the financial crisis. But opposition, it seems, will have to come from somewhere other than conservatism. The party out of power is also a party out of touch. — Thomas Frank

Comedian Mitch Hedberg Quotes By Mitch Hedberg

Has anyone seen me on Letterman? Two million people watch that show and I don't know where they are. You might have seen this next comedian on the Late Show, but I think more people have seen me at the store. That should be my introduction. "You might have seen this next comedian at the store," and people would say "Hell yes I have!" — Mitch Hedberg

Comedian Mitch Hedberg Quotes By Mitch Hedberg

As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two key elements. You can't be like pancakes. You're all happy at first, but then by the end, you're sick of 'em. — Mitch Hedberg