Comedian Jack Carter Quotes & Sayings

Jealous?' Luce asked. They were alone now. She threw her arms around his broad shoulders and looked deep into his violet eyes. 'Why would you be jealous?'
'Because,' he said, rubbing his hands across her back. 'Your dance card is full. For all eternity. — Lauren Kate

I've never missed anything I've given away. — Johnny Hunt

Aren't the Amish against violence?
Yes, but you see, I'm not very good at being Amish ... so remember what I say. — Kelly Long

I'm pretty sure that changing diapers of all sizes isn't the kind of women's work Betty Friedan had in mind, nor Linda Hirshman. — Sandra Tsing Loh

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love. — David Mitchell

I came for you. I love you, Beck. I needed you to follow your dreams so that I could follow mine alongside you. — R.S. Grey

If a synesthetic person says the letter a is green, it can't ever be anything but green. — Leni Zumas

When they are sad and hurtful secrets, like my father's death, we can in a way honor the hurt by letting ourselves feel it as we never let ourselves feel it before, and then, having felt it, by laying it aside; we can start to take care of ourselves the way we take care of people we love. To love our neighbors as we love ourselves means also to love ourselves as we love our neighbors. It means to treat ourselves with as much kindness and understanding as we would the person next door who is in trouble. Little by little then we begin to be able to look at each other's faces, and at our own faces in the mirror, without the intervening shadows that unaired secrets cast. — Frederick Buechner

Brevity is a great charm of eloquence. — Marcus Tullius Cicero