Come And Fml Up Quotes & Sayings

I wondered what the FML post would look like.
"Today, when my father tried to shoot me, I found out he was an assassin monger who's been keeping my mom locked away in a secret facility for freaky killers. FML."
Seriously. F.M.L. — Jus Accardo

She had been bored all afternoon by Percy Gryce ... but she could not ignore him on the morrow, she must follow up her success, must submit to more boredom, must be ready with fresh compliances and adaptibilities, and all on the bare chance that he might ultimately decide to do her the honour of boring her for life. — Edith Wharton

It is only an opportunity if you respond to the opportunity. — Linda Rawson

We're silent now, both waiting, till I remind myself that I'm the older one and should therefore initiate conversation. But I don't. I don't want to waste this girl with idle chitchat. She's beautiful. — Markus Zusak

FML. Fuck my life. — Jennifer Hillier

May my weakness not drive me to my knees in despair, but raise me up to You, Lord. — Norma Gail

Transforming education is not easy but the price of failure is more than we can afford, while the benefits of success are more than we can imagine. — Ken Robinson

Nature is truly wonderful. Only man is truly foul. — Thomas A. Edison