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All the air round was so thick and dark, the people were so passionately revengeful and fitful, the innocent were so constantly put to death on vague suspicion and black malice, it was so impossible to forget that many as blameless as her husband and as dear to others as he was to her, every day shared the fate from which he had been clutched, that her heart could not be as lightened of its load as she felt it ought to be. — Charles Dickens

Scientology is used to increase spiritual freedom, intelligence, ability and to produce immortality. — L. Ron Hubbard

Naming your packaged products helps call attention to how the deal is special. Call the product bundle a collector's set, a gift basket, or holiday set, and give each one a name; something like The Artisan's Selection or Your Name's Gift Set. — James Dillehay

Maybe we could put you in one of those plastic hamster balls for your protection. — Molly Harper

Genius not only diagnoses the situation but supplies the answers. — Robert Graves

I worship teachers. They can't be paid enough. It depresses me that society sees them as somehow expendable. — Douglas Coupland

I know, but what is it all about? People loose and at
the same time caught. Caught and loose. All these people
and you don't know what joins them up. There's bound to
be some sort of reason and connection. Yet somehow I
can't seem to name it. I don't know."
"If you did you would be God," said Berenice. "Didn't
you know that? — Carson McCullers

We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and as far as I can see, the greatest of these three deadly foes is drink. — David Lloyd George

I'm trying to set a good example. I don't need to take a high salary, which would impede the success of Morningstar. — Joe Mansueto

Thus the aristocracy took their revenge by singing lampoons on their new master, and whispering in his ears sinister prophecies of coming catastrophe.
In this way arose feudal Socialism; half lamentation, half lampoon; half echo of the past, half menace of the future, at times by its bitter, witty and incisive criticism, striking the bourgeoisie to the very heart's core, but always ludicrous in its effects, through total incapacity to comprehend the march of modern history. — Karl Marx

Impulsivity is something akin to spontaneously jumping out of an airplane and not realizing that you forgot something until about five seconds before impact. — Craig D. Lounsbrough