Collin Jennings Awkward Quotes & Sayings

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. — John Lennon

Do you wanna be really really awesome? Just keep watching me. — The Miz

It's Moore's Law, everything will be obsolete in 10 years - I'll be obsolete in 10 years! — Jerry Zucker

Humanity has always conquered the flux of natural time by means of a rhythm between active and passive time-spans. To reconquer his holidays, to establish a new and better time schedule for life, has been the great endeavour of man ever since the days of Noah. — Eugen Rosenstock-Huessy

It is only reasonable to allow the administration of affairs to mothers before their children reach the age prescribed by law at which they themselves can be responsible. But that father would have reared them ill who could not hope that in their maturity they would have more wisdom and competence than his wife. — Michel De Montaigne

Pretending often ends when you allow nonpretenders access to the better, safer worlds you create for yourself. — Matthew Quick