Collegehumor Yearbook Quotes & Sayings

As our kids are drawn into, you know, Facebook and twittering and having their own cell phone and iPod and all those things , all of those things will take up as much time as you give them. What our goal is is to help them find that natural balance so that the things of our culture don't just steal their hearts and their minds and just consume their lives. — Alex Kendrick

You're not one of those despicable literary sleuths who think he can deduce every last little sordid biographical detail from a writer's work, are you? — Jonathan Galassi

I had to use the blow dryer this morning to unthaw my privates. — Nick Wilgus

We have confused the free with the free and easy. — Adlai E. Stevenson

The Second Amendment is an integral part of the Bill of Rights. — Ted Cruz

explanation of odor. "Odor is particulate," he had written. The sense of odor is triggered when particulates in the air hit receptors in the nasal passage and are interpreted in the brain. In other words, when you sense a certain odor, you are actually ingesting particulates (solid particles from the object you smell) that cling to the mucous membranes in the nose and give you that sense of odor. When you smell the decay of a dead body, you are actually ingesting particulates of dead flesh into your lungs. Dead flesh clinging to alveoli, the clusters of air sacs in your lungs. Jennifer had been so grossed out by his description that she had called him up and asked specifically about particulates. "Well, Sis (Jerry had always called her 'Sis') it's like this. I don't ever make coffee in hotels where they keep the coffee pot in the bathroom, and I use airplanes sparingly." Gross. — Enes Smith

It is better to deserve without receiving than to receive without deserving — Robert Green Ingersoll

I resent almost all of the time I spend in front of the television, but I find 'The Only Way Is Essex' absolutely riveting. — Paul McGann

Love is like a fever which comes and goes quite independently of the will — Stendhal

I wanted to be an actor when I saw the movie 'Die Hard.' I saw Bruce Willis shooting guns and blowing stuff up, and I thought, 'I wanna do that.' It really had nothing to do with acting; I just wanted a job that allowed me to do fun, bigger-than-life stuff. — Zach Gilford

Think crazily, even if others laugh at you. Act bravely, even if you are all alone. — Dilip Bathija

Perhaps I just wanted to know what it was that I wanted. Maybe that is all that growing up means. — Mark Lawrence