Collapsible Dog Quotes & Sayings

The best way to treat your wife is to treat her as Jesus would. The worst way to treat your wife is to treat her as the devil would. — Matshona Dhliwayo

The vast majority of Americans, at all coordinates of the economic spectrum, consider themselves middle class; this is a deeply ingrained, distinctly American cognitive dissonance. — Ellen Cushing

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. — E.W. Howe

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. — Phyllis Diller

I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren't things I don't love, but when I think about what my body is doing - creating a child - it just blows my mind. I'm in awe of the process and science. — Emily Deschanel

Give me health and a day, and I will make the pomp of emperors ridiculous. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

They say that everything happens for a reason. Maybe one day, I will know what that reason is. Until then, I would live everyday correcting my wrongs. — Jessica N. Watkins

I was such a fan of 'True Blood;' I knew the essence of it. — Robert Kazinsky

Affirmation: I am untouchable and unbreakable because I belong to God. — Katina Marshell Cotton-Sliwa

It's difficult to make the argument that one female fist inserted into one male ass
or, for that matter, dozens or even hundreds of fists inserted into as many asses
can really make a difference for, say, lesbian mothers fighting for custody of their children. -Katherine Raymond — Carol Queen

They simply don't know that much about what they're doing. There isn't enough control. There isn't enough capability in ordinary people to tinker with such a complicated piece of machinery. — David R. Brower

Books?" Ridley looked disgusted. "Carry? — Kami Garcia

Wedding rings need to be sparkly to remind us not to have sex with other people. — Andrea Savage

The realistic way to reduce the amount of money in politics is to reduce the amount of politics in money
the importance of government in allocating wealth and opportunity. — George Will