Colicky Stomach Quotes & Sayings

The high point was that the people are really nice - despite the crazy politics - and I loved being there. The hardest part was knowing some of the things I was probably going to write about Texas would make those nice people very unhappy. — Gail Collins

Richard was not an enthusiastic holder of pigeons, even at the best of times. — Neil Gaiman

You did respond - your response was the worst kind - you did nothing. — Emily Franklin

We're not thinking straight if we say we want to be like Jesus but we don't want to go through anything Jesus went through! — John Bytheway

I think that cars today are almost the exact equivalent of the great Gothic cathedrals; I mean the supreme creation of an era, conceived with passion by unknown artists, and consumed in image if not in usage by a whole population which appropriates them as a purely magical object. — Roland Barthes

Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb Iraq before, imagine if Congress was over there. — Jay Leno

Well, I for one am unable to imagine how anybody who lives with an intelligent and devoted dog can every be lonely. — Elizabeth Von Arnim

When expectations exceed reality, frustration is the result. — Jeffrey A. White