Colford Ferguson Quotes & Sayings

How will we ever tell you apart?" Collins asked, unable to resist the question.
"It's really quite simple, sir, once you know us," the spokesman assured him. "If he's talking, it's probably George, because Geoff is a quiet lad; if he's dancing a hornpipe, it's Geoff, because hornpipes make me dizzy."
"You're George, then?"
"Yes, sir - the eldest."
"By five minutes and fifty-five seconds," added Geoffrey, frowning.
"Five minutes and fifty-nine seconds," George corrected him calmly. — Sarah Brazytis

Who could have foretold
the heart grows old
from touching others — Leonard Cohen

It is the writer's privilege to help man endure by lifting his heart. — William Faulkner

What's your brand? If you can't answer that question about your own brand in two or three words, your brand's in trouble. — Al Ries

If I'm in Italy, I'm going to have a cappuccino and two small brioches and then a mix of orange and grapefruit. I don't drink tea in Italy. — Christian Louboutin

I owe a lot to my dad, just for having provided the wrestling business for us to get into. — Owen Hart

I like to joke that you usually write more books before death than after death, so that's why I'm doing it. But really, I remain engaged with ideas. There are so many things happening that turn me on and I just want to examine them. — T.C. Boyle

I was thinking earlier that to know this city you must first become penniless, because pennilessness (real pennilessness, I mean not having $2 for the subway) forces you to walk everywhere and you see the city best on foot. — Emily St. John Mandel

Learn how to love a broke man to marry a good man. — Amen Muffler

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do. — Jesse Eisenberg