Colectomy Quotes & Sayings

The way to do research is to attack the facts at the point of greatest astonishment. — Celia Green

A zygote is the beginning of a new human being (i.e., an embryo). — Keith L. Moore

Piracy has destroyed the domestic market. — Zhang Yimou

Man on the dubious waves of error toss'd. — William Cowper

Who am I kidding? I have no reason for being here other that the fact that I want to be near her. — Simone Elkeles

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets. — Mitch Hedberg

It's probably unfair to expect the world at large, or even most people, to see us for all we are. It is essential, however, that we see ourselves for all we are. (413) — Victoria Moran

The simple truth of our finiteness is that we could, by whatever means, go on interminably only at the price of either losing the past and, therewith, our identity, or living only in the past and therefore without a real present. We cannot seriously wish either and thus not a physical enduring at that price. — Hans Jonas

WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE?!? OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THE ARTICLE? I AM FREAKING OUT, WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE?!? Please call me, I'm starting to act like Tizzy around here. It's getting ugly. Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Cuttler, in case you get this first. Everything's fine, I'm just trying to get ahold of Audrey. Okay, bye. AUDREY, CALL ME BEFORE I HAVE TO RESORT TO SKYWRITING — Robin Benway

All he had to do was simultaneously solve several multiple-variable equations, and hope he'd get it right. — Larry Bond

Length of saying makes languor of hearing. — Philibert Joseph Roux

I don't need other people. I don't need help. I can take care of me. — James Stewart

She's got a way of making a man feel guilty for certain things he'd never feel bad about on his own, like watching someone shoot himself in the face. — Kevin Wilson

[Revealing character] can't be done by pushing the person into position or arranging his head at a certain angle. It must be accomplished by provoking the victim, amusing him with jokes, lulling him with silence, or asking impertinent questions which his best friend would be afraid to voice. — Philippe Halsman

Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, 'Ouch.' One day I'd like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews. — Gilbert Gottfried