Colbertindians Quotes & Sayings

Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct. — David Thorne

I am very proud to be Italian. — Madonna Ciccone

Money is ego, and people won't give it up. Just want to protect themselves, hold on to it like a blanket. They don't realize it keeps them slaves. It's sick" "What's funny is that as soon as you give everything away, as soon as you say, Here, take it - that's when you really have everything". — Emma Cline

Be very careful what you recommend to the president because he will do what you say. — Robert M. Gates

These empty days. How do you spend them? — Paul Bowles

Congress is best viewed from a distance - the farther the better - because up close, it is truly ugly. I saw most of Congress as uncivil, incompetent at fulfilling their basic constitutional responsibilities (such as timely appropriations), micromanagerial, parochial, hypocritical, egotistical, thin-skinned and prone to put self (and re-election) before country. — Robert M. Gates

I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition. — Ashleigh Brilliant