Coffee Mugs Humor Quotes & Sayings

Sympathy is a better argument than criticism. — Laura Schlessinger

To say that the CIA and the KGB engage in similar practices is the equivalent of saying that the man who pushes an old lady into the path of a hurtling bus is not to be distinguished from the man who pushes an old lady out of the path of a hurtling bus: on the grounds that, after all, in both cases someone is pushing old ladies around. — William F. Buckley Jr.

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Dispelling fear but knowledge be,
Replacing our doubts completely,
Nothing need be feared undoubtedly,
But must be comprehended absolutely.
[49] - 4 — Munindra Misra

I hate when I'm not done with my cup but my mom decides to put it in the dishwasher anyway and the cup isn't dishwasher safe. I keep telling my mom that my origami coffee mugs are hand wash ONLY. Handshakes are also hand wash only.
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz — Karen Quan

Being peaceful is being angel! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out. — Shaquille O'Neal

And of those two ways of living - living in the moment and living outside it - which was more real? — Rachel Cusk

I don't get why I need to prove my love to you by remembering the exact same things you do, the exact same way you do. It doesn't mean I don't love our life together. — Gillian Flynn