Coercively Def Quotes & Sayings

Everything that God puts in our life is a lesson, even the bad experiences. Learn from them, adjust your direction, grow and move on. — Claudia McCants

I have to take what I say and make it heavy, so every single bar means something. And there's no riddles in my rhymes. Every single word means something. — Ice-T

The dead hand has too long hampered the freedom of the living. — James Robertson

Moose had no friends that year. A lot of the time a moose would feel tired and lean against other moose. Only there wouldn't be moose there and the moose would fall. — Tao Lin

You know what offends me? Offended people. In a country with guaranteed rights to freedom of religion, its citizens are constantly trying to make faith in public spheres illegal, I am offended by that contradiction and want to talk about it as a comic. — Brad Stine

This papaya tastes boring. I guess I normally like papaya. But this one is sort of boring all the way through. Like eating water. Boring water. I wonder when it will be sun time. Maybe I should try a different papaya after this one. But what if the next papaya is boring, too? — Tui T. Sutherland

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth. — Roseanne Barr

I'll affect you slowly
as if you were having a picnic in a dream.
There will be no ants.
It won't rain. — Richard Brautigan