Cocoanuts Quotes & Sayings

I tell people: walk around for one month and write down three problems in your life every day. At first it's easy - you got stuck in traffic, you missed your alarm - but by the end of the month you're looking really hard to get your 90 problems. The most common things on your list are now billion-dollar businesses. — Jay Samit

Only when you have crossed the river can you say that the crocodile has a lump on his snout. — Ashanti

For there is often a struggle, and sometimes, even more interestingly, a collusion between the powers of pathology and creation. — Oliver Sacks

The monkeys seized all the cocoanuts within their reach and sent them down upon us — Johann David Wyss

It's like why people read scary books or go see scary movies. Because it creates a distance. They're scared, but they're not going to get hurt. — Vincent D'Onofrio

I got bored of not feeling affectionate towards girls. — Rod Stewart

You stupid, selfish, philandering coach-class jackass. — Kate Klise

The courageous attitudes of leaders ramble around coward followers and sooner or later, they become courageous too! — Israelmore Ayivor

I bought a house, and I've been decorating it. — Charlie Hunnam

Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known. — Terry Pratchett

The Puritans compressed whatever mirth and public joy they deemed allowable to human infirmity; thereby so far dispelling the customary cloud, that, for the space of a single holiday, they appeared scarcely more grave than most other communities at a period of general affliction. — Nathaniel Hawthorne