Cockpit Voice Quotes & Sayings

THE ONLY GOOD THING IS MY FANS LIKE ME AND COME TO SEE ME AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. EVERYBODY ELSE CAN KISS MY ASS. IF THEY DONT LIKE MY POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS THEN THEY CAN KEEP THEIR UPTIGHT P C ASS AWAY FROM MY SHOW. ITS THAT EASY. — Larry The Cable Guy

This is American two-one-three to the cockpit voice recorder. Now we know what it's like. It is worse than we'd ever imagined. They didn't prepare us for this at the death simulator in Denver. Our fear is pure, so totally stripped of distractions and pressures as to be a form of transcendental meditation. In less than three minutes we will touch down, so to speak. They will find our bodies in some smoking field, strewn about in the grisly attitudes of death. I love you, Lance." This time there was a brief pause before the mass wailing recommenced. Lance? — Don DeLillo

Nowadays, with digital printing, it's so easy to make everything perfect, which is not always a good idea. Sometimes the mistakes are really what make a piece. — Cindy Sherman

If tragedy does not ensnare a man, if affliction does not agitate him, if love does not lay him down in the cradle of dreams, then his life is like a blank, white page in the book of existence. In that year I saw the — Kahlil Gibran

Remember the words of Taine: "for a young person the world always seems a scandalous place". Later in life, the world seems only to be an imperfect place which can be worked on here and there. I'm told that finally, in old age, the world becomes either infinitely amusing or infinitely annoying - according to one's temperament. — Frank Moorhouse

I have never been comfortable being the front man. — Tom Petty

You can't heal anything with sex, Deacon, — Kristen Ashley

Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, Some Americans say it tastes like chicken. — Erma Bombeck

We are full of anarchy. We take our clothes off because we shouldn't take our clothes off. And we behave worse in other countries. — Michael Ondaatje

Who do we become when we stop allowing all the voices in our head to crowd out the one voice we must hear to come to life? — Erwin Raphael McManus

If the writer were more like a reader, he'd be a reader, not a writer. It's as uncomplicated as that. — Julian Barnes

I take care of my voice; I'm working out the way I would do my body, so that stays in shape. — David Coverdale

If you have an enemy, then learn and know your enemy, don't just be mad at him or her — Denzel Washington

The most Beautiful people are the ones that don't look like one race or even one sex — Francesca Lia Block

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand. — Archibald Putt