Cockney Translator Quotes & Sayings

Acquaintances are numerous. Friends are few. Enemies many. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I think I am upsetting the coach. — Yao Ming

If the Lord had meant us to pay income taxes, he'd have made us smart enough to prepare the return. — Kirk Kirkpatrick

The man-nurse was his age and had sleepy eyes with dark circles under them, and a jutting Cro-Magnon forehead. His name tag said, improbably, BIBLO. He had a spaceship tattooed on one hairy forearm: Serenity from the TV show Firefly.
"'I am a leaf on the wind,'" Lou said, and the man-nurse said, "Dude, don't say that. I don't want to start crying on the job. — Joe Hill

Every dimension is special. — Jeffrey Lagarias

Fan mail is one thing, but fans you meet in person are a different matter entirely. — Audrey Meadows

And someone, somewhere, is saying What the fuck? Why not? — Warren Ellis