Coach Mackey Quotes & Sayings

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. — Amy Poehler

Certain things in Mozart will and can never be excelled. — Richard Wagner

Illness is the opposite of freedom. It makes everything impossible. — Francoise Sagan

Goodness is equally hateful to the wicked, as vice is to the virtuous. — Jane Porter

One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. — Jill Scott

I just watched an episode where Steve Austin fights a Russian Venus probe that landed on Earth by mistake. As an expert in interplanetary travel, I can tell you there are no scientific inaccuracies in the story. It's quite common for probes to land on the wrong planet. Also, the probe's large, flat-panel hull is ideal for the high-pressure Venusian atmosphere. And, as we all know, probes often refuse to obey directives, choosing instead to attack humans on sight. So — Andy Weir

Never stop being in yourself, work hard and your dreams will come true. — Candace Nicole Werts

I've always been interested in how people think, how they react to challenges in their lives - what makes people tick. I've also always been passionate about social issues and causes, and I wanted to make films that addressed important issues in very human terms. — Barbara Kopple

I never want to turn something down because I'm afraid to do it, because of some idea of image or whatever. That was never anything I set out to do. In fact, the opposite, I always want to confuse people in terms of any kind of image and be unpredictable in any kind of movie I make. — Christian Bale

Light
jumping out of window
is staring the dark
from afar. — Suman Pokhrel

Capitalism was a marvel, as long as you were a capitalist. — David Marusek