Coach Hines Mad Tv Quotes & Sayings

Old gardeners never die; they just very slowly turn into the most magnificent compost. But what a marvellous, active brew it is! — Peter Cundall

I've been fortunate because I got the gift to do comedy and drama. When you can do both, you get twice as many parts as anyone else. — Terry Kiser

If you have to, cut back on other things. But always fill your life with books. — Manoj Arora

Women have been deceiving men since the Garden of Eden. They've had centuries of practice. — Michael Schmicker

I listen to the people. That was a big reason for my life, maybe the main reason, I'm singing because I love it when people say to me, 'Thank you.' I thank them. It's a marriage. — Julio Iglesias

I think it's fun to look at people with big diamonds. I see them in my audience all the time, with the fur coat, a woman whose hand is always out front, or the two fingers are on the cheek to show her diamond. I don't have anything against that. — Eartha Kitt

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't. — Jack Paar

Nobody values your time but YOU. — Brian Tracy

The Republicans proved they are not the party of 'no.' They're the party of 'f**k, no!' — Bill Maher

I think the industry finally gets it. They've lost the connection with the American public, and they've got to rebuild the trust with the American public. — Billy Tauzin

I love sci-fi and fantasy. — Amber Benson

I haven't always had the money rolling in. I'm a character actor; it's not like I'm Gwyneth Paltrow - so I do have hard times still in my life. And that's even more why it's like you know what, I'm not that different from people going through it. I struggle; I look for a better deal at the grocery store. — Debi Mazar

The only way to find out why someone decides to engage in armed combat is to look at their individual personality. — Salman Rushdie