Cm Punk's Quotes & Sayings

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada. — CM Punk

I am officially a member of The New Breed! — CM Punk

Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE — CM Punk

My name's Punk. CM Punk. — CM Punk

I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me. — CM Punk

Wherever I am, I think it's my show. — CM Punk

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God — CM Punk

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great. — CM Punk

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who. — CM Punk

CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That's preposterous. Girls don't like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The city made me. Punk is just because I've always been a smart-mouthed, wise-ass punk. I still am. I was the guy, if a bunch of football players were messing with one of my friends, I'd walk over there and spit in their face. — CM Punk

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you. — CM Punk

This is not the Spanish announce table! — CM Punk

Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard. — CM Punk

I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of in a very long time. — CM Punk

I've never worn a dress shirt that's been comfortable. I've always just worn dress shoes. On more than one occasion, I've heard that a champion should dress like a champion. But I'm a champion because of who I am. Who I am is not that guy. If everybody wears three-piece suits, everyone looks the same. — CM Punk

People get hired based off of a certain look or something like that and they have no intention of paying their dues or even respecting the business. It's not a good idea to do that. — CM Punk

I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not. — CM Punk

If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave ... — CM Punk

How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that? — CM Punk

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber. — CM Punk

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I'm straightedge. — CM Punk

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table. — CM Punk

You're not funny and nobody likes you! — CM Punk

I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like OK I'm going to go here and find what I need. — CM Punk

I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem. — CM Punk

Best of luck in your future endeavors! — CM Punk

When approaching me in public, do not be rude. Say please. Introduce yourself. Have manners. Be considerate. Otherwise you'll be disappointed. — CM Punk

I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you. — CM Punk

Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again. — CM Punk

The CM stands for Cole Miner. — CM Punk

I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar, and he split just like I'm splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. — CM Punk

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. — CM Punk

Security, we have a jumper! Security? — CM Punk

Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl ... Your problem is your girl staying away from me! — CM Punk

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad. — CM Punk

Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face. — CM Punk

If the story's there for it, if there's a reason for it, then I'm all for it. But if you throw in a barbed wire match just to do a barbed wire match, then it makes no sense to me. — CM Punk

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now. — CM Punk

If I- if I competed in Bruno Sammartino's era, I'd have been champion for 20 years, too. No, I'd have been champion for 30 years. Because wrestling one night a month at Madison Square Garden is easy. You never see a Hulk Hogan wrestle TLC matches against a superstar like Ryback. Because he had it easy. I wrestle physically demanding matches on free television, week in and week out. So much that my one year equals 30 of theirs. And I have attained this success, not- not because of you. I am successful not because of you. I am successful in spite of you. — CM Punk

I would love to do both but I think I believe there's a thing as overexposure and I think people will get sick of me real quick. I kind of basically looked at it as my retirement plan now. That's definitely something I can do when I'm not wrestling anymore. And believe it or not - this sounds horrible - but it was really easy for me. I would really love to do both. I'd love to wrestle and do commentary, I think that would be awesome. — CM Punk

No matter how much people want to pretend that they're embarrassed by it, that they don't watch it, everybody knows about it. It's truly, I believe, one of the only art forms that America has actually given to the world, besides jazz and comic books. — CM Punk

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that's something you're into - if you like watching people get kicked in the face - come see me. I'll probably be your favorite wrestler — CM Punk

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat? — CM Punk

One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream. — CM Punk

I think it's good to have different styles, though. I think it's good to have a lucha on a show, some Japanese flavor, I think MMA is a good thing, a little bit of the hardcore and the blood and guts is good. That is what makes a show for me. — CM Punk

I hear you guys all the time talking about Daniel Bryan, trained by Shawn Michaels. One curious thing to me is, how come you guys never mention William Regal? William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3,000 from him, that's all he ever did. — CM Punk

It's a good thing a DUI's job security. — CM Punk

For some reason, talking is easy for me. Practice does make perfect; I've been doing it for a while. Being out there in a high-pressure situation with a live audience and a live TV camera on you, it brings something out. It's very organic. — CM Punk

I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it's time to do it. — CM Punk

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are. — CM Punk

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time. — CM Punk

Drink up, England ... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die. — CM Punk

I had a Chicago Street Fight a couple of years back in Ring of Honor that was really bloody and really violent. That is probably the closest thing to the Extreme Elimination Chamber I can think of. — CM Punk

Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday! — CM Punk

I've always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I've cut some of the best promos I've ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy. — CM Punk

Looks like he's dressed for court. — CM Punk

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine! — CM Punk

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please? — CM Punk

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair. — CM Punk

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title! — CM Punk

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal. — CM Punk

People like to come up to me and tell me that I've got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren't just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system. — CM Punk

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose. — CM Punk

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right! — CM Punk

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. — CM Punk

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business. — CM Punk

I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it. — CM Punk

There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that ... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them. — CM Punk

These people want you to quit just like CM Punk did. — Stephanie McMahon

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak! — CM Punk

Straight edge means I'm better than you. — CM Punk

If something sucks, I've always been completely vocal about it, and I've been punished many, many times because of that. But I don't think I'd be in the spot I'm in right now if I wasn't me. I've always just been me. — CM Punk

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend ... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts. — CM Punk

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life. — CM Punk

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters. — CM Punk

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back. — CM Punk

Fix him so I can break him again! — CM Punk

I would, but I know where that hand's been. — CM Punk

The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton. — CM Punk

My dad was an alcoholic and my mother ... we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their money on cartons of cigarettes and stuff like that and I didn't understand how if we were broke and we couldn't afford Christmas presents, why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It's not like they are making you better ... they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me. — CM Punk

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing? — CM Punk

There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. -To John Cena — CM Punk

I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her. — CM Punk

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate. — CM Punk

It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes! — CM Punk

I'm a very goal-oriented person. — CM Punk

Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it. — CM Punk

If you give me the ball, you'll never see it again. Because I'll knock it out of the f*****g park. — CM Punk

I think Mixed Martial Arts is going to be a huge thing coming up in pro wrestling, and I like to think of myself as one of the first guys to try and implement that into my style. — CM Punk

This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to
Paul Levesque — CM Punk

I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying to be something I'm not. I'm not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I'm not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I'm real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It's all real. — CM Punk

Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole. — CM Punk

A lot of people have used the frog splash over the years. Every one else that used it is a four star frog splash, when RVD did it, it became a five star frog splash. — CM Punk

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies. — CM Punk

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono! — CM Punk

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know ... AIDS. — CM Punk

A lot of people in the WWE try to paint themselves as outlaws and rebels and I really honestly believe I'm the only one left. I always do what I want and I never get any flack for it. I don't know if it's because they know they're not gonna win, or it's not worth fighting me over. Plus I don't see what the big deal is about me wearing a Cabana shirt. The guy should be working there, first of all, and it's promoting my friend. I don't see what the big deal is. — CM Punk

I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else. — CM Punk

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?! — CM Punk

I am the best wrestler in the world. — CM Punk