Cm Punk Wwe Quotes & Sayings

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada. — CM Punk

Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE — CM Punk

My name's Punk. CM Punk. — CM Punk

Wherever I am, I think it's my show. — CM Punk

Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking. — CM Punk

We have the worst security! — CM Punk

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who. — CM Punk

In my twisted brain, I truly believe that nobody ever really dies, as long as the people that he or she touched continue to spread their legacy. I miss Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero was a great man. So right now, I don't want to hear 'CM Punk', you know the name I wanna hear. — CM Punk

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you. — CM Punk

This is not the Spanish announce table! — CM Punk

What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees! — CM Punk

The only thing I took advantage of at Extreme Rules was an opportunity to cash in my Money in the Bank contract, which I did successfully, well within the rules. You know, Jeff knows this, you know this, the fans know this: nowhere on that contract does it say, under any circumstances, 'Do not cash in on Jeff Hardy.' — CM Punk

How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that? — CM Punk

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber. — CM Punk

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?! — CM Punk

My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair. — CM Punk

It's a good thing a DUI's job security. — CM Punk

I am fat and I don't care. — CM Punk

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though. — CM Punk

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now. — CM Punk

I am the voice of the voiceless. — CM Punk

YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA! — CM Punk

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight. — CM Punk

OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL — CM Punk

I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show. — CM Punk

Is he under the influence or something? — CM Punk

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers! — CM Punk

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk. — CM Punk

Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers. — Jim Ross

So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria. — CM Punk

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people. — CM Punk

I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony. — CM Punk

He spilled my diet soda! — CM Punk

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud! — CM Punk

I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there. — CM Punk

Can I wear your blazer? — CM Punk

Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels. — CM Punk

Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?! — CM Punk

Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole. — CM Punk

Fix him so I can break him again! — CM Punk

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters. — CM Punk

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life. — CM Punk

Straight edge means I'm better than you. — CM Punk

These people want you to quit just like CM Punk did. — Stephanie McMahon

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine! — CM Punk

I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it. — CM Punk

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business. — CM Punk

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right! — CM Punk

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose. — CM Punk

I am the best wrestler in the world. — CM Punk

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?! — CM Punk

A lot of people in the WWE try to paint themselves as outlaws and rebels and I really honestly believe I'm the only one left. I always do what I want and I never get any flack for it. I don't know if it's because they know they're not gonna win, or it's not worth fighting me over. Plus I don't see what the big deal is about me wearing a Cabana shirt. The guy should be working there, first of all, and it's promoting my friend. I don't see what the big deal is. — CM Punk

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono! — CM Punk

Drink up, England ... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die. — CM Punk

Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it. — CM Punk

It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes! — CM Punk

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate. — CM Punk

I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her. — CM Punk

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing? — CM Punk

This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to
Paul Levesque — CM Punk

Security, we have a jumper! Security? — CM Punk

I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar, and he split just like I'm splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. — CM Punk

The CM stands for Cole Miner. — CM Punk

You're not funny and nobody likes you! — CM Punk

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table. — CM Punk

I would, but I know where that hand's been. — CM Punk

Looks like he's dressed for court. — CM Punk