Cm Punk Best Quotes & Sayings

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada. — CM Punk

I am officially a member of The New Breed! — CM Punk

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God — CM Punk

CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That's preposterous. Girls don't like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The city made me. Punk is just because I've always been a smart-mouthed, wise-ass punk. I still am. I was the guy, if a bunch of football players were messing with one of my friends, I'd walk over there and spit in their face. — CM Punk

This is not the Spanish announce table! — CM Punk

People get hired based off of a certain look or something like that and they have no intention of paying their dues or even respecting the business. It's not a good idea to do that. — CM Punk

I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not. — CM Punk

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber. — CM Punk

Best of luck in your future endeavors! — CM Punk

If the story's there for it, if there's a reason for it, then I'm all for it. But if you throw in a barbed wire match just to do a barbed wire match, then it makes no sense to me. — CM Punk

Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one. — CM Punk

There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that ... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them. — CM Punk

I am the best wrestler in the world. — CM Punk

I've always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I've cut some of the best promos I've ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy. — CM Punk

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?! — CM Punk

I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else. — CM Punk

A lot of people in the WWE try to paint themselves as outlaws and rebels and I really honestly believe I'm the only one left. I always do what I want and I never get any flack for it. I don't know if it's because they know they're not gonna win, or it's not worth fighting me over. Plus I don't see what the big deal is about me wearing a Cabana shirt. The guy should be working there, first of all, and it's promoting my friend. I don't see what the big deal is. — CM Punk

I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar, and he split just like I'm splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. — CM Punk

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know ... AIDS. — CM Punk

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono! — CM Punk

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please? — CM Punk

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies. — CM Punk

A lot of people have used the frog splash over the years. Every one else that used it is a four star frog splash, when RVD did it, it became a five star frog splash. — CM Punk

The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton. — CM Punk

These people want you to quit just like CM Punk did. — Stephanie McMahon

I would, but I know where that hand's been. — CM Punk

Fix him so I can break him again! — CM Punk

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back. — CM Punk

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters. — CM Punk

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life. — CM Punk

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend ... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts. — CM Punk

If something sucks, I've always been completely vocal about it, and I've been punished many, many times because of that. But I don't think I'd be in the spot I'm in right now if I wasn't me. I've always just been me. — CM Punk

Straight edge means I'm better than you. — CM Punk

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak! — CM Punk

There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. -To John Cena — CM Punk

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine! — CM Punk

I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it. — CM Punk

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business. — CM Punk

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. — CM Punk

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right! — CM Punk

People like to come up to me and tell me that I've got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren't just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system. — CM Punk

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal. — CM Punk

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title! — CM Punk

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair. — CM Punk