Cm Punk All Quotes & Sayings

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada. — CM Punk

I am officially a member of The New Breed! — CM Punk

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God — CM Punk

CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That's preposterous. Girls don't like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The city made me. Punk is just because I've always been a smart-mouthed, wise-ass punk. I still am. I was the guy, if a bunch of football players were messing with one of my friends, I'd walk over there and spit in their face. — CM Punk

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you. — CM Punk

I mean when was the last time we had one of these contract signings ... that didn't end ... in some sort of horrible physical calamity? So if you wanna cut to the chase, you know, we can flip the table over, we can all start beating each other up or we can at least make this entertaining. — CM Punk

This is not the Spanish announce table! — CM Punk

People get hired based off of a certain look or something like that and they have no intention of paying their dues or even respecting the business. It's not a good idea to do that. — CM Punk

I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not. — CM Punk

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber. — CM Punk

Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole. — CM Punk

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?! — CM Punk

I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else. — CM Punk

A lot of people in the WWE try to paint themselves as outlaws and rebels and I really honestly believe I'm the only one left. I always do what I want and I never get any flack for it. I don't know if it's because they know they're not gonna win, or it's not worth fighting me over. Plus I don't see what the big deal is about me wearing a Cabana shirt. The guy should be working there, first of all, and it's promoting my friend. I don't see what the big deal is. — CM Punk

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know ... AIDS. — CM Punk

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono! — CM Punk

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies. — CM Punk

A lot of people have used the frog splash over the years. Every one else that used it is a four star frog splash, when RVD did it, it became a five star frog splash. — CM Punk

If the story's there for it, if there's a reason for it, then I'm all for it. But if you throw in a barbed wire match just to do a barbed wire match, then it makes no sense to me. — CM Punk

I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying to be something I'm not. I'm not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I'm not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I'm real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It's all real. — CM Punk

The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton. — CM Punk

My dad was an alcoholic and my mother ... we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their money on cartons of cigarettes and stuff like that and I didn't understand how if we were broke and we couldn't afford Christmas presents, why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It's not like they are making you better ... they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me. — CM Punk

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. — CM Punk

I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it's time to do it. — CM Punk

I hear you guys all the time talking about Daniel Bryan, trained by Shawn Michaels. One curious thing to me is, how come you guys never mention William Regal? William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3,000 from him, that's all he ever did. — CM Punk

All your heroes are dead! I killed them! — CM Punk

There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. -To John Cena — CM Punk

I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it. — CM Punk

I would, but I know where that hand's been. — CM Punk

Fix him so I can break him again! — CM Punk

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back. — CM Punk

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters. — CM Punk

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life. — CM Punk

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend ... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts. — CM Punk

If something sucks, I've always been completely vocal about it, and I've been punished many, many times because of that. But I don't think I'd be in the spot I'm in right now if I wasn't me. I've always just been me. — CM Punk

Straight edge means I'm better than you. — CM Punk

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak! — CM Punk

These people want you to quit just like CM Punk did. — Stephanie McMahon

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine! — CM Punk

I am the best wrestler in the world. — CM Punk

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business. — CM Punk

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. — CM Punk

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right! — CM Punk

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose. — CM Punk

People like to come up to me and tell me that I've got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren't just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system. — CM Punk

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal. — CM Punk

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title! — CM Punk

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair. — CM Punk

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please? — CM Punk

There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that ... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them. — CM Punk