Clutching Pearls Quotes & Sayings

I am not a sentimental or superstitious person, so I don't have any pre-performance rituals. I am a very practical woman. After a performance I am always hopeful that I will lure someone home for a ritual of a more personal nature. — Vaginal Davis

I love you, Sofia," I whispered. "And I honestly believe that I could never love another woman for the rest of my life. For the first time in the past five hundred years, I am sincerely thankful for my immortality, because without it, I never would've found you. — Bella Forrest

It's hard to overstate how utterly mad it is for a Fed chairman in the age of the global economy to claim that a weak currency only affects tourists. It's a little bit like saying a forest fire only really sucks if you're a woodpecker. — Matt Taibbi

Please, I need to come." "Jesus," Jagger muttered as he shifted desperately against the seat but the move provided absolutely no relief. "Should I let him come, Jagger?" "No," Jagger said softly. "Keep him there," he ordered. "Jagger! — Sloane Kennedy

I think we are all of us a pretty milky lot, without tea-table convictions and our radicalism that keeps so consistently within the bounds of decorum ... I'd like to annihilate these stupid colleges of ours ... instillers of stodginess. — John Dos Passos

Don't we all just really try to fake it well? — Yancy Butler

We need a critical theory that seeks to change the world by challenging the world - including the world of evangelicals - in its market-driven, all, consuming consumerist idolatries. — Carl R. Trueman

If you decide to war with us, you will fail and suffer an eternity of misery," he informed, his tone steady and cold. "Is that explicit enough?"
"Oh, don't be so dramatic," I said cheerfully, getting in touch with my inner smartass. — Laura Kreitzer

There is dissatisfaction among a great many Christian people. They are not happy with what they have and, therefore, respond readily to the message of the restored gospel. — Gordon B. Hinckley

Life isn't life if you just float through it. — Lauren Oliver

See, Biff, everybody around me is so false that I'm constantly lowering my ideals ... — Arthur Miller