Clumsiest Cat Quotes & Sayings

Woman's nudity is wiser than the philosopher's teachings. — Max Ernst

Those who are the happiest are not neccessarily those for whom life has been easiest. — James Dobson

We cannot seem to help ourselves they said. Thus, the hominid spark of intelligence flares, burns everything around it, and fades. Some humans will survive the great conflagration. Thus, begins an endless cycle of destruction spiraling downward until our species is gone. We can hope that before the sun begins to become unstable (it is about half way there now) evolution can produce a new and better intelligence that will have sufficient breadth and depth to understand the ecological consequences of its actions. — Garry Rogers

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air. — Steven Wright

I don't apply [being a role model] to the choices I make. I feel like a role model is not necessarily someone you want to imitate, just someone you admire. — Kristen Stewart

If anybody is left behind in a congregation of a thousand, the preacher has not preached well. — Calvin Miller

God has created us to be dependent upon Him, to bring Him our challenges and allow Him to help us with them. — Joyce Meyer

I'm in love with Tucker Avery. — Cynthia Hand

Jesus never allowed himself to be defined by the political conflicts of his day, and neither should we. — Gregory A. Boyd

All actors almost always try to steal some of their wardrobe. — Joe Lando

The liberal arts inform and enlighten the independent citizen of a democracy in the use of his own resources ... They enlarge his capacity for self-knowledge and expand his opportunities for self-improvement ... They are the wellsprings of a free society. — Alfred Whitney Griswold

The Imperial Service could win a war without coffee, but would prefer not to have to. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Just before I started the serious work Father Donovan opened his eyes and looked at me. There was no fear now; that happens sometimes. He looked straight up at me and his mouth moved.
"What?" I said. I moved my head a little closer. "I can't hear you."
I heard him breathe, a slow and peaceful breath, and then he said it again before his eyes closed.
"You're welcome," I said, and I went to work. — Jeff Lindsay

Sometimes I thought about my future, because Lynn said I should. She said it was hard to tell at this point, but someday, if I didn't go to Africa to study animals, I might be a beautiful genius tennis player. I didn't worry about it one way or another. I didn't care if I was a genius or if I was pretty or if I was good in sports. I just liked to listen to Lynn and to talk to Bera-Bera and to eat rice candies. The lady who used to live down the street could take all of her top teeth out of her mouth. She wasn't allowed to eat chewy candy. I could eat any kind of candy I wanted because I still had my baby teeth. If they rotted, I would simply grow more teeth. That was pretty great. — Cynthia Kadohata