Clouseau Quotes & Sayings
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Top Clouseau Quotes
I've been compared to Inspector Clouseau ... or has he been compared to me? — I.B. Nosey
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious) — Peter Sellers
When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before. — Ozzy Osbourne
There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them".
-- Inspector Clouseau — James Lyon
You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but ... its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau. — Peter Sellers
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat ... iz not my dog! — Peter Sellers
Sherlock Holmes is a literary figment. He lives in Neverland, so he always gets to be right. But if he tried to ply his trade as a "consulting detective" in the real world, he would be a dangerously incompetent boob - more like The Pink Panther's Inspector Clouseau than the genius who lives with his friend Watson at 221b Baker Street. — Jonathan Gottschall