Clockwork Scarab Quotes & Sayings

Life never works out the way you think it will. But you just have to deal with it. — Kyle Shewfelt

I didn't get raped, right?" and he shouted, "You were never in danger of getting raped," but I think he just said that to hurt my feelings, and so I retorted, "Oh, I am ALWAYS in danger of being raped, thankyouverymuch," and he was all, "I'm not questioning your rapability. I'M JUST SAYING I CAN'T GO AWAY FOR TWO DAYS WITHOUT YOU OD'ING ON LAXATIVES. — Jenny Lawson

Adventure is the vice of all Woodcutters. — Alethea Kontis

I have been expelled from five different schools when I was a kid. And I learned basically all what I do by myself. — Philippe Petit

The knife of historical relativism ... which has cut to pieces all metaphysics and religion must also bring about healing. — Wilhelm Dilthey

If you've survived parasites and bacteria until the age of nineteen, you can survive sane people. — Cameron Jace

In the political system, we are a team; politics and bureaucracy, we are a team. The politicians, bureaucrats and the people, we are a team. — Narendra Modi

The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature. — David Mitchell

I hope I'll keep people up at night, unable to stop turning pages. That's my goal: exhausted, emotionally drained readers who can't stop crying. — Jillian Medoff