Clobbered With Twisted Quotes & Sayings

I worked my way through law school. — Brian Sandoval

Life is horrible, but it is not relentlessly black from wire to wire. You can sit down and hear a Mozart symphony, or you can watch the Marx Brothers, and this will give you a pleasant escape for a while. And that is about the best that you can do. — Woody Allen

Beauty has never been absolute and immutable but has taken on different aspects depending on the historical period and the country — Umberto Eco

They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? — Greg Curtis

But the most successful people invest in their friends, peers, and family members to propel themselves forward. — Shawn Achor

I crave stillness,
And yet I fear the moment
Stillness turns into boredom,
And the moment boredom
Turns into loneliness. — Chris Mc Geown

Indeed our words will remain lifeless, barren, devoid of any passion, until we die as a result of these words, whereupon our words will suddenly spring to life and live amongst the hearts that are dead, bringing them to life as well. — Sayyid Qutb

I have good anticipation, and good reaction to the the ball because I've played so many matches in my life. — Martina Hingis

Are you sure this is okay?" he asks. "I mean, did your dad really invite the handsome stranger who's dating his daughter to sleep on the couch?"

"I like how you added in the 'handsome. — Suzanne Young

I moved to L.A. right after I finished high school, for three years, because everybody was telling me it was important to get down there, and then I kind of just decided for myself that I didn't need to be there to be doing this. I wanted out of some of the chaos that comes with living here and being an actor. — Max Thieriot

The Jew lends himself easily to Communism because it enables him to devote himself to a high cause, involving all of humanity, characteristics which are natural to him as a Jew. — Edmund Wilson