Clint Eastwood Funny Quotes & Sayings

I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables. — Clint Eastwood

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. — Clint Eastwood

By its very nature every embodied spirit is doomed to suffer and enjoy in solitude. Sensations, feelings, insights, fancies- all these are private and except through symbols and at second hand incommunicable. — Aldous Huxley

In America, dogs are viewed by their names first, breed second. And dogs live behind walls. It's an unnatural point of view. — Cesar Millan

What people want out of their politicians is exactly the same thing that I want - somebody who is approachable, willing to work, and tells me the truth as they see it. — John Yarmuth

And Oskar was kneeling at the left side-altar, trying to teach the boy Jesus how to drum, but the rascal wouldn't drum, offered no miracle. Oskar had sworn back then and swore again outside the locked church door: I'll teach him to drum yet. Sooner or later. — Gunter Grass

You can be happy with someone who likes you despite your faults - until you meet someone who likes your faults. — Robert Breault

I primarily live in New York City, a place that is about constants, not letting up and not stopping. — Waris Ahluwalia

250,000 people turned up in Dublin to cheer me on an open-topped bus along O'Connell St after my world title winning fight in 1985. I'll never forget the sea of smiling faces that greeted me that day. — Barry McGuigan

Law is a formless mass of isolated decisions. — Morris Raphael Cohen

Sometimes I wonder will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realize God left this place a long time ago. — Leonardo DiCaprio

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you're wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation. — Clint Eastwood

I think there are several aspects of our marraige we're going to have to work on."
"Babes," he told her. "You're dead."
"That's one of those aspects, obviously. — Neil Gaiman

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. — Erica Jong

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was. — Annie Leibovitz

It is beyond a doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience. — Immanuel Kant

A mistake isn't a mistake if you learn a lesson from it. — Garth Brooks

Clint Eastwood is so fair and consistent. It does not matter who he is talking to, he is always nice. It doesn't matter whether he is with a production assistant or Steven Spielberg, he is friendly and never seems superior. I think it is hard for people to realize that he is accessible because they are caught up in the image and can't talk to him because he is 'Clint Eastwood', so they get tongue-tied. They get terrified. It is funny watching people with him. — Paul Walker

Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together. — Lee Majors

An actor puts himself in the hands of a director. And the director's first responsibility, obviously, is to tell the story, but the smallest thing that's not true reads on the screen. So if a director sees that an actor is not believable, he needs to help him become believable. — Tobin Bell

One of the things I do in my cookbooks is I will do a conversion from outdoor to indoor grilling so you can do it year-round. — Sandra Lee