Clingen Calculator Quotes & Sayings

Maura: is there anything you want to tell me?
me: yeah. I want to tell you that my third nipple is lactating and my butt cheeks are threatening to unionize. what do you think I should do about it?
maura: I feel you're not telling me something. — David Levithan

Cavendish was a great Man with extraordinary singularities - His voice was squeaking his manner nervous He was afraid of strangers & seemed when embarrassed to articulate with difficulty - He wore the costume of our grandfathers. Was enormously rich but made no use of his wealth ... Cavendish lived latterly the life of a solitary, came to the Club dinner & to the Royal Society: but received nobody at his home. He was acute sagacious & profound & I think the most accomplished British Philosopher of his time. — Humphry Davy

It is the mysterious touch of the ideal that animates and sustains the real, and through it alone we can discover and affirm the ideal. — Muhammad Iqbal

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than
any other.
— Brian Tracy

She'll soon forget."
"Caddy," said Saffron impatiently, "she is headmistress of the private school! She's probably never forgotten anything in her whole life! — Hilary McKay

Be very very still and allow every new experience to take place in your life without any resistance whatsoever. You do not have to do anything, you simply have to be and let things happen. — Eileen Caddy

The film has succeeded in transforming subjects so indistinguishably into social functions, that those wholly encompassed, no longer aware of any conflict, enjoy their own dehumanization as something human, as the joy of warmth. The total interconnectedness of the culture industry, omitting nothing, is one with total social delusion. — Theodor Adorno

Beauty at 70 years old isn't the same as beauty at 20 years old, but it is stunning nonetheless. — Victoria Moran

A good joke will sell quicker than a good poem, and, measured in sweat and blood, will bring better remuneration. — Jack London

I have been blessed with working with the best in the business. — Al Roker

Grandmothers can grow wings just to fly and rescue their grandchildren, that's grandma's love. — Euginia Herlihy

Sex is battle
Love is war — Rammstein

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. — Charles Kingsley

Every man was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth. — Miguel De Cervantes