Clickhole Fathers Day Quotes & Sayings

Like the pagans of old, unaffected by climate, the British were now dancing around a giant phallus. Unlike the pagans theirs was a sterile phallus, disarmed by condoms and pills - the first heathen sexual cult to be based around sterility rather than fertility. — Peter Hitchens

My friends, look to Christ, and not to yourselves. That is what is the matter with a great many sinners; instead of looking to Christ, they are looking at the bite of sin. — Dwight L. Moody

We [postmodernists] can safely navigate the danger of life, detached from the true and everlasting dangers of obedience and commitment, for nothing has the right to make a claim on our souls. — R. R. Reno

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake. — Alexander Pope

I will never apologize for expressing myself. I am who I am as so is my poetry. — Shannon Lynette

Two: Distract yourself. Paris has something for everyone. Let's imagine you are feeling slightly disenchanted with women. Dozens of places will persuade you that a beautiful woman is nothing more than a beautiful man in a dress. — Francine Prose

Failure is painful but false success is tragic — Mohammed Sekouty

I dream that love without tyranny is possible — Andrea Dworkin

There's so much one person can do, and so many ways they can help make a difference. It just takes one person to help someone to a better life. — Jimmy Wayne

Many writers do write about their families and their immediate loved ones and love experiences, either as children or as adults. And very often people get offended by it. — Anne Roiphe

Racism does not need to be fixed; it has to be stopped". — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

Falling in love is not based on the length of time you spend together; it's based on the innate mindfulness of each other's joy. If you are true soul mates, you never meet as strangers, you meet feeling like you've known each other forever. You feel at peace, calm, happy - you feel complete. — Char Sharp

I know that the dream mind is irrational, but I like to think that if I hear something in a dream that's really good, then it's irrational ... but it's not crazy. — Ted Leo

Believe the unbelievable and receive the impossible. — Jesse Duplantis

I learn something new everyday about myself as an actor, my capabilities, how far I can stretch myself, throw out emotions I never knew I had. — Sophie Turner