Clickhole Articles Quotes & Sayings

The policies advocated by the welfare school remove the incentive to saving on the part of private citizens. — Ludwig Von Mises

I had been wanting to work out with a trainer for a very long time. I always had a good cardio regimen, but I didn't know how to tone up or use weights properly - and I wasn't sure where to start. — Jenna Ushkowitz

If you can't find a job, use your special gift to create a job. — Lailah Gifty Akita

senior officer presumed to be a better judge of — W. E. B. Griffin

God cannot know himself without me. — Meister Eckhart

Naturally, every boyfriend comes with an ex-girlfriend, every business comes with competitors, but it is entirely up to you to decide how much time you spend thinking about them. — Sophia Amoruso

I don't understand you, Pigeon. I thought I knew women, but you're so fucking confusing I don't know which way is up."
"I don't understand you, either. You're supposed to be Eastern's ladies' man. I'm not getting the full freshmen experience they promised in the brochure," I teased. — Jamie McGuire

Civilization depends upon the vigorous pursuit of the highest values by people who are intelligent enough to know that their values are qualified by their interests and corrupted by their prejudices. — Reinhold Niebuhr

No one can remember himself as an unpleasant child. — Mason Cooley

I love myself when I am laughing. — Zora Neale Hurston

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. — Bill Cosby