Clever Toilet Quotes & Sayings

Come, daddy, Harry doesn't want to talk to us right now. He's just too polite to say it. ~Luna Lovegood — J.K. Rowling

Cease striving. Then there will be transformation. — Zhuangzi

I'm thinking about past events. I'm interested in recall, exact recall, of what was said, who said it and to whom. I want to know the truth, undistorted by time and revision and wishes and regrets. — Dana Spiotta

I know my choices will be creative so long as I follow my heart. — Huey Lewis

I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts. — Emma Donoghue

My books may highlight corruption, brutality and venality, but they also show that if these things come to light, there is rectification. The voiceless do have a voice; democratic mechanisms and accountability do exist. — Vikas Swarup

This season has been full of rewards. The dinners and banquets just keep on coming. It's great. We want to carry it on as long as we can. — Andrew Jackson

The food isn't too bad. It's very different from the food that the astronauts ate in the very early days of the space program. — Sally Ride

I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it. — Joey Comeau

Thou ever young, fresh, lov'd, and delicate wooer, whose blush doth thaw the consecrated snow — William Shakespeare

The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him. — Les Dawson