Clever Soda Quotes & Sayings

Well, I don't give it out very often, but I reject the notion that you have to be a practitioner to give good advice. — Barney Frank

A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard." — Frank Carson

What is life if not a gamble? — F.E. Higgins

Never be frightened! Be fearless! There is no room for fear. Fear is death, fear is sin, fear is hell, fear is adharma and fear is disloyalty. All delusions emanate from this evil called fear. — Asaram

Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that's what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they're clever but are really acting stupid. — Paris Hilton

Bioethics has hardened into an activist ideology that pervades the medical world, the schools, and government. — John Leo

To make decisions while infuriated is as unwise and foolish as it is for a captain to put out to sea in a raging storm. — ElRay L. Christiansen

Directing a film is a lot of work. — Fred Durst

I'd seen
their hoofprints in the deep
needles and knew
they ended the long night
under the pines ...
I was thinking:
so this is how you swim inward,
so this is how you flow outward,
so this is how you pray.
(from poem, "Five A.M. in the Pinewoods") — Mary Oliver

My wife has lived with at least five different men since we were wed - and each of the five has been me. — Lewis B. Smedes

When the raindrop touches the ocean, can it tell a story. — Mooji

Leadership is not magnetic personality, that can just as well be a glib tongue. It is not "making friends and influencing people", that is flattery. Leadership is lifting a person's vision to higher sights, the raising of a person's performance to a higher standard, the building of a personality beyond its normal limitations. — Peter F. Drucker

No one wants to pay for a cure for cancer, but Heaven forbid a man lose his hair or an erection. — Wesley Chu