Clever No Parking Quotes & Sayings

I love weird science. I love weird action. I love weird characters. — Jonathan Maberry

A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human. — Mitch Hedberg

There's more violence in one football game than there is in an entire hockey season, and nobody ever talks about that. — Keith Allen

I know few Christians so convinced of the splendor of the rooms in their Father's house, as to be happier when their friends are called to those mansions ... Nor has the Church's ardent "desire to depart, and be with Christ," ever cured it of the singular habit of putting on mourning for every person summoned to such departure. — John Ruskin

It is not a question of starting. The start has been made. It's a question of what's to be done from now on. — B.F. Skinner

Well, well, my boy, if good luck knocks at your door, don't you put your head out at window and tell it to be gone about its business, that's all. — George Eliot

Those who have tried meekness know the importance of being important. — George Ade

(How opaque, the minds of absent men and women! And how elusive, motivation! — Eleanor Catton

When Prohibition was introduced, I hoped that it would be widely supported by public opinion and the day would soon come when the evil effects of alcohol would be recognised. I have slowly and reluctantly come to believe that this has not been the result. Instead, drinking has generally increased; the speakeasy has replaced the saloon; a vast army of lawbreakers has appeared; many of our best citizens have openly ignored Prohibition; respect for the law has been greatly lessened; and crime has increased to a level never seen before. — John D. Rockefeller