Clever Bartender Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes misfortune brings opportunity — Jocelyn Murray

(Meli, are you sure these "humans" are on our side?)
(No ... but at least they are not Khieevi.)
(That is beginning to seem less and less of a recommendation. Like us in form, perhaps, but hardly in ethics.)
(That may not be entirely a bad thing. If they meet their friends with weapons in both hands, what do you suppose they do to their enemies?) — Anne McCaffrey

The traditional family table is round. No corners. No sides. No head. No tail. Everything is smooth. The food is in the center, and each family member reaches over the same distance. Someone you love is next to you on each side, and no one is last or at the end. The person farthest away from you is also the person facing you. — Deng Ming-Dao

Anger, depression, guilt, and shame are the product of the thinking that is at the base of violence on our planet. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

If you don't have confidence in the diagnosis, you won't have confidence in the prescription. — Stephen Covey

I would rather be alone than having a solitary company. — Pushpa Rana

Fear is the enemy of success. — A.D. Posey

Every year we discuss Jackie Robinson Day, which is April 15. We talk about it throughout baseball, promote it throughout baseball. — Curtis Granderson

One of the main things about Cockney is, you speak at twice the speed as Americans. Americans speak very slow. — Michael Caine

The testimony of every scientist is that the frontiers that are opening out ahead of us now are far wider and more spectacular than any frontier of America in the past. Our horizons are not closed. We are going to write a greater development in America than has ever been conceived. — Eric Johnston