Cleanups Schnecksville Quotes & Sayings

I read my books to writing workshops and friends, and I'm often focussed just on keeping them entertained. I never think about marketing at all. — Karen Joy Fowler

What is it with all the immaculate blondes? It's like Stepford here. — E.L. James

A question I sometimes ask myself is, Will saying this or doing this or dressing this way distract guys from Jesus? — Paula Hendricks

Oh dear God, I was going down. There was no stopping it. Visions of broken necks danced in my head. — J. Lynn

I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel. — Rodney Dangerfield