Cleanskin Quotes & Sayings

Dude, he's Australian...not a pirate. — S.C. Stephens

When you part your lips that way, I want you night and day. When you squeeze my balls so tight, I wanna blow my load with all my might. — Red Peters

The diamond absolutes.
I am neither internee nor informer;
An inner emigre, grown long-haired
And thoughtful; a wood-kerne
Escaped from the massacre,
Taking protective colouring
From bole and bark, feeling
Every wind that blows;
Who, blowing up these sparks
For their meagre heat, have missed
The once-in-a-lifetime portent,
The comet's pulsing tose. — Seamus Heaney

You merely pass the time, making millennia fly by. — Erica Jong

I am Persephone" she said, her voice thin and papery. "Welcome, demigods.
Nico squashed a pomegranate under his boot. "Welcome? After last time, you've got the nerve to welcome me?"
I shifted uneasily, because talking that way to a god can get you blasted into dust bunnies. "Um, Nico-"
"It's all right," Persephone said coldly. "We had a little family spat."
"Family spat?" Nico cried. "You turned me into a dandelion! — Rick Riordan

Hey Diddle Diddle
You can diddle with mystery or jerk off in the unknown,
but when you're screwing with hard facts,
one of you are going to get fucked. — Beryl Dov

I shall laugh my bitter laugh. — Nikolai Gogol

Time for a showdown with her mutinous brewmaster. She'd tried nice. She'd tried all business. She'd tried cajoling. Now, it was time to try bitch with big brass balls. — Avery Flynn

A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspect. A blanket would be more suited to the grab role. — Jarod Kintz

Shut off the door and don't let the light hit you in the ass on your way out. — Ethan Day

A gentleman doesn't pounce he glides. If a woman sits on a piece of furniture which permits your sitting beside her, you are free to regard this as an invitation, though not an unequivocal one. — Quentin Crisp