Claythorne Ks Quotes & Sayings

Whoever wishes to win in this game must have patience and money, since the values are so little constant and the rumours so little founded on truth — James De La Vega

Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream
I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one. — Phyllis Diller

Phish is such a good band; they just make stuff up as a jam band. — Sharon Jones

You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and me today, you know. We're two overweight lovable guys that kids really enjoy. — Bobby Knight

I'll be a perfect gentleman. Just clit-sucking and jerking off, no funny business. — Kit Rocha

One, I never get sick of talking about myself. — David Wain

I have seen one shrike occupy himself for hours in sticking up on thorns, a number of small fishes that the fishermen had thrown on the shore. The fishes dried up and decayed. — John Bachman

If we can redefine marriage as between two men or two women or any other way based on social pressures as opposed to between a man and a woman, we will continue to redefine it in any way that we wish, which is a slippery slope with a disastrous ending, as witnessed in the dramatic fall of the Roman Empire. — Benjamin Carson

Life is not short or long, it lies in a moment, for a moment and by the moment. — Santosh Kalwar

He wondered if he might be in love, but realized it was far more likely he was dying. — Herbie Brennan