Clawless Tub Quotes & Sayings

You know how people are always threatenin' to shove this or that up someone's ass, but they never really do it? Well, now there's a new story gonna be told 'round the fire: 'How Coyote Shoved An Arrow Up A Fallen Angel's Ass. — Kevin Hearne

Between a tyrant and a prince there is this single or chief difference, that the latter obeys the law and rules the people by its dictates, accounting himself as but their servant. — John Of Salisbury

The person is being confrontational. — Steve McQueen

Woman is the unfathomable, incalculable mystery, the problem that we men can never hope to solve. — P.G. Wodehouse

Lawyer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation. — H.L. Mencken

At college, I wasn't passionate about anything I was studying. — Jane Levy

In magic - and in life - there is only the present moment, the now. You can't measure time the way you measure the distance between two points. 'Time' doesn't pass. We human beings have enormous difficulty in focusing on the present; we're always thinking about what we did, about how we could have done it better, about the consequences of our actions, and about why we didn't act as we should have. Or else we think about the future, about what we're going to do tomorrow, what precautions we should take, what dangers await us around the next corner, how to avoid what we don't want and how to get what we have always dreamed of. — Paulo Coelho