Classist And Egregious Quotes & Sayings

If someone comes up to me, 90 percent of the time it's about Office Space. — Gary Cole

We meet today To thank Thee for the era done, And Thee for the opening one. — John Greenleaf Whittier

After I won the Heisman Trophy, it just was OK, I'm supposed to go to the NFL and so that's what I did. I didn't really have any expectations and I didn't really understand how things worked. — Ricky Williams

If I win seven tournaments in a row, I get so confident I'm in a cloud. A loss gets me eager again. — Chris Evert

I can't stay the way I am. I don't remember what it's like to be free. To be wide open without fear. I need something to break me. Just enough so that I have new pieces to work with - make them into something else. I don't want to give anyone the right to treat me like a loser. I don't want to be fat, I don't want to live in the Bone, I don't want to be without knowledge. I won't be the girl who people laugh at. Not anymore. Good thing I memorized their license plate. Just in case. — Tarryn Fisher

I'd rather believe in something and be wrong, than believe in nothing and be wrong. — Claudialyn Rodriguez Cosentino

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain. — Wendy Wasserstein

You have all this stuff going on in your head, like, 'I can't believe seven years has gone by, and I'm going to miss all these people.' And I'm like, 'Oh, by the way, Mick Jagger is to my right, and I just danced a waltz with him.' So there's that. — Kristen Wiig

I'd rather be vaguely right than precisely wrong. — John Maynard Keynes

You have to train your brain to be positive just like you work out your body. — Shawn Achor

Eventually I found it had been working all along-but didn't show anything on screen until it had the first full page of text. I inserted 30 new lines, and suddenly my toy said 'hEllO woRlD'. An hour later I understood alphabet shifting rather better! — Graham Nelson

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself. — Doug Stanhope