Classic Ross Geller Quotes & Sayings

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion. — Dean Koontz

I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the hell!' and did something crazy. — Jennifer Aniston

Don't complicate whatever is not complicated. — Demian Bichir

Remember the 'Parable of the Talents' in the New Testament? Christ exhorts us to be the best we can be by developing our skills and abilities, by succeeding in all our tasks and endeavors. What better description can there be of capitalism? — Margaret Thatcher

I'm still hungry. I've still got a million ideas. I'm still strong and ready to create. — Barry Manilow

The state would rather give me an uzi than a microphone. — Mumia Abu-Jamal

The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way. — Marcus Aurelius

We mingle in society not so much to meet others as to escape ourselves. — Josh Billings

Break open the cherry tree: where are the blossoms? Just wait for spring time to see how they bloom. — Ikkyu

If this is Heaven, I am in big trouble. — J.C. Morrows

The Republican Party is extremely pro-women. — Michele Bachmann

I like to go somewhere where I learn something I didn't know before, like the Dry Tortugas between Florida and Cuba. — Amy Tan

This oligarchy of sex, which makes fathers, brothers, husbands and sons, the oligarchs over the mother and sisters, the wife and daughters of every household - which ordains all men sovereigns, all women subjects, carries dissension, discord, and rebellion into every house of the nation. — Susan B. Anthony

We could either develop paradise on Earth or oblivion; wipe ourselves out, only the future will tell. It's what you do to make the future. — Jacque Fresco

The past was ruins, but the present was still in play. They would have to tie him down to keep him from going to Ember's Tomb. — Lev Grossman