Classic Adam Sandler Quotes & Sayings

I'm thinking of doing a marital comedy for one of the studios, but I want it to be so painful that it'll have a profound effect on married couples who see it together. — Harold Ramis

She was in awe of him, impressed by his lack of fear, smitten with his bee-geekery. — Ruthie Knox

In 1938, I was given a one-year teaching appointment, which was sensational for British universities. This was converted into the usual four-year contract for an Assistant Lecturer in 1939. — Arthur Lewis

When you change from being a part of the problem to being a part of the solution, allow somebody that. — Karla Faye Tucker

Men have laboured to divide the faithful from their Master, but their attempts have been fruitless in every age. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

love and logic are the poorest of bedfellows. — Robert J. Crane

The nature of matter, or body considered in general, consists not in its being something which is hard or heavy or coloured, or which affects the senses in any way, but simply in its being something which is extended in length, breadth and depth. — Rene Descartes

The multicolored or grey lights touching their faces, but never really touching them ... — Ray Bradbury

Today 5:14 p.m.
"Mrrrrrowl. Mrrrrrowl."
"Ow! Ow, stupid cat! Ahem. You told me, 'stop calling, Isabelle,' but I'm not the one calling you. Church is calling you. Mine are merely the fingers that work the phone.
"See, here's something you may not have known before you committed your recent rash acts. Our cat, Church, and your cat, Chairman Meow? They're in love. I've never seen such love before. I never knew such love could exist in the heart of a ... cat. Some people say that love between two dude cats is wrong, but I think it's beautiful. Love makes Church happier than I've ever seen him. Nothing makes him happy like Chairman Meow. Not tuna. Not shredding centuries-old tapestries. Nothing. Please don't keep these cats apart. Please don't take the joy of love away from Church.
"Look, this is really just a warning for your own good. If you keep Church and Chairman Meow apart, Church will start to get angry.
"You wouldn't like Church when he's angry."
Beep — Cassandra Clare

Selfless giving is the art of living. — Frederick Lenz

After all, I wasn't crippled in any way, I just studied too hard, I didn't know when to stop. — Sylvia Plath

I kind of feel like people like to dump on 'Home Improvement,' and I don't know why. — Patricia Richardson

To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards of men. — Abraham Lincoln