Clarkson Stig Quotes & Sayings

So what's the secret to staying together?" I asked her. "Be nice?" she offered. I laughed, but that may be it, the way a secret to losing weight is to eat less. Be nice. Don't leave. That's all. — Ada Calhoun

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he's called the Stig. — Jeremy Clarkson

The trick was to live here without hating yourself because all around you was hatred. — David Guterson

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he's called the Stig. — Jeremy Clarkson

The whole global warming thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability. — Jerry Falwell

All the art of analysis consists in saying a truth only when the other person is ready for it, has been prepared for it by an organic process of gradation and evolution ... — Anais Nin

I had fooled myself into thinking that I was something important to the rest of the world. — Ned Vizzini

Science must begin with myths, and with the criticism of myths. — Karl Popper

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he's called the Stig. — Jeremy Clarkson

The church must be reminded that it is not the master or the servant of the state, but rather the conscience of the state. It must be the guide and the critic of the state, and never its tool. If the church does not recapture its prophetic zeal, it will become an irrelevant social club without moral or spiritual authority. — Martin Luther King Jr.

How to fail: Try too hard. — Malcolm Forbes

He lowered his mouth and kissed me. I know I should have kneed him in the groin, but the kiss was delicious. Joe Morelli still knew how to kiss. — Janet Evanovich

Music is my passion. It's my priority. I love it. — Mandy Moore

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all
And these are the days that never end — Meat Loaf

When I got a part in 'All American Girl,' in 1994, I remember thinking, 'Now I have a series, I'm not going to need to do standup,' but every night I'd go out afterward and get onstage somewhere. — Judy Gold

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. — Victor Borge