Clarets Mad Quotes & Sayings

Want some tea?" she said.
"What?"
"I thought some tea might be nice. A nice cup of oolong. Want some?"
"But you just took my clothes off."
"Oh. All right, then, sex it is. — D.L. King

Scientists suggest that the link between consuming poultry and cancer spread may be due to carcinogens in cooked meat. For unknown reasons, these carcinogens build up more in the muscles of chickens and turkeys than in those of other animals. — Michael Greger

I am writing My Life so that I may laugh at myself, and I am succeeding. — Giacomo Casanova

But there's a downside of being pretty, too. People can easily spot you, that is. — Mika Yamamori

Death cancels all engagements. — Max Beerbohm

A good hitter has timing. A good pitcher upsets timing. — Warren Spahn

Magic has a logic, like algebra. Once you get to know it, it's easy. If this, then that. You write with a pencil, you don't make frog soup with it. — Catherynne M Valente

I just sometimes get the sneaking suspicion that corporations are co-opting "girl confidence" language to rally girls into buying body wash. Be careful. — Mindy Kaling

Desire for increased wealth is not evil ... it is simply the desire for more abundant life; it is aspiration. — Wallace D. Wattles