Clarabelles Hand Scooped Quotes & Sayings

Teaching isn't one-tenth as effective as training. — Horace Mann

You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first. — Red Skelton

More than half of Americans have changed religions at least once in their adult lifetime. This is - the rate of religious conversion here is much, much higher than it is anywhere in Europe, for example. — Susan Jacoby

Europeans still read rather than watching TV or listening to their clergyman tell them how to vote. The European magazines are far superior to American magazines in content and readership, but TV is taking a bite out of circulation now even in Europe. — Peter Menzel

Don't you see that everything that happens is always a beginning again, — Rainer Maria Rilke

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

According to Life & Style, Lance Armstrong was seen canoodling with fitness model Kim Strother, and the night before, he was with Ashley Olsen. He's going from bar to bar picking up women - how does he get them home? Does he put them on the handlebars, or does he have a banana seat? — Chelsea Handler