Clapier Kentucky Quotes & Sayings

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. — Bryan Callen

When I was a kid, my grandfather said that "if you say a word often enough, it becomes you." Thinking of that later in life gave me this idea that I could try to become America by learning the words of people from many aspects of the country. — Anna Deavere Smith

Enough. You're going to make yourself sick." He clasped her hand to help her up.
She reluctantly let him. "But I haven't eaten more than a regular meal."
"Lass, there's more where that came from. You doona have to behave like it's your last meal."
She laughed without humor. "Spoken like a man who's never missed one."
-Maddy — Kresley Cole

There is in woman something of the unconscious function of drugs which are cunning without knowing it, like morphine. — Marcel Proust

The Astronomer's Drinking Song
Astronomers! What can avail
Those who calumniate us;
Experiment can never fail
With such an apparatus ... — Augustus De Morgan

Pain cannot be ignored. However, it can be endured. When necessary, a great deal of pain can be endured. Just ask my mother. — Charlie Huston

Box office success has never meant anything. I couldn't get a film made if I paid for it myself. So I'm not 'box office' and never have been, and that's never entered into my kind of mind set. — Jessica Lange

The cartooning was always just an abstraction. It was an income. It was making me famous. It was allowing me to go and do other things that I'd wanted to do. — Berkeley Breathed

I'm not too heavy?" she asked. He had just come off crutches, after all.
Sophie, you're practically a midget," he reminded her. — Sarah Mayberry

Prosperity, alas! is often but another name for pride. — Lydia Sigourney

That's what a conscience is made of, scar tissue ... Little strips and pieces of remorse sewn together year by year until they formed a distinctive pattern, a design for living. — Margaret Millar