Clammer Dave Quotes & Sayings

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars. — Evan Esar

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar — Robert Brault

We need to be rid of the insane policy of environmentalism. No more 'green', anti-growth, anti-science environmental policy. — Kesha Rogers

Anyone who says, "Here's my address,
write me a poem," deserves something in reply.
So I'll tell a secret instead:
poems hide. In the bottoms of our shoes,
they are sleeping. They are the shadows
drifting across our ceilings the moment
before we wake up. What we have to do
is live in a way that lets us find them. — Naomi Shihab Nye

When we don't forgive, we're not hurting the other person. We're not hurting the company that did us wrong. We're not hurting God. We're only hurting ourselves. — Joel Osteen

Both my parents are therapists, which means that I am really goddamned well adjusted. — John Green

That's what the best par of life is, those days or minutes you can't ever frame or paint beforehand — Emily Franklin

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.' — David Spade

Many things are possible. Few things are certain. — Harry Turtledove

I went to a Christian high school, so I went under my middle name. I don't think they would have accepted me in the school - 'This is Rebel' ... so I have two middle names, Melanie Elizabeth, and I went under those. But Rebel's way cooler. — Rebel Wilson

If people think that you're throwing babies out, dissecting children, to do stem-cell research, I'm not for that. — Elizabeth Edwards

Software will never replace the Koran. — Dan Wieden