Claimstrac Quotes & Sayings

To be able to ask a question clearly is two-thirds of the way to getting it answered. — John Ruskin

[To a photographer who said, 'Look this way, love':] I am not your 'love.' I am Your Royal Highness! — Anne, Princess Royal

I was married very young. I lived a very middle class life. I was married at age 21, divorced at 31. I didn't sleep on people's couches. — John Lithgow

The road before us is shorter than the road behind. — Lucy Stone

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working. — Dave Barry

I want to do things that scare me, and also have a good time. — Josh Pais

Even as grief flickers in me, I feel something like a first kiss happening - a meeting with someone dearly amazing, life-changing, lucky.... — Laurie Perez

Sorry, I didn't know that you had a vagina, I'll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells like pee pee and poo poo, with a little bit of spew, is that better?"
"You're a real character, you know that?"
"Thanks, I try," she says. "Now, let's get the shi-stuff and get out of here."
"Fine," I say. "But for future reference, I like it better when you curse. It's pretty funny to see a pissed off Tinkerbell." I run from the baseball mitt being hurled at my head, laughing all the way . — Katelin LaMontagne

Humans are destructive animals, but they are also wise ones. — Gemma Malley

In this way Hassan lived the happiest of lives until he was overtaken by death, breaker of ties and destroyer of delights. — Ted Chiang