Ciel Phantomhive Funny Quotes & Sayings

I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine. — David Sedaris

The devil comes to bring a fate you couldn't imagine in your wildest dream. — Hilary Duff

If I think something's funny, I try to mold it into a joke as soon as possible. Once I have a joke, I say it a million different ways on stage until I find a rhythm and it feels like it's as good as it can be. — Michael Che

I am kept in bondage by the moles of my beloved. — Mason Cooley

The ultimate aim of the modern movement in biology is in fact to explain all biology in terms of physics and chemistry. — Francis Crick