Cicloide Corta Quotes & Sayings

It would be easier if they named jeans for celebrities so you'd know exactly what you were getting without even having to try them on. 'Mary-Kate' for itty-bitty jeans that come with a cartoonishly oversized caramel latte cup; 'Angelina Jolie' for jeans that are sold with two tiny Cambodian orphans stitched right into the back pockets; 'Katie Holmes', jeans which spell out 'help me!' in the fabric if you look very closesly; and 'Dina Lohan', self-promoting stage mom of Lindsay, for jeans that look OK from a distance, but when you get closer, are actually transparent.
For men, there could be 'David Hasselhoff' jeans, made entirely of cheese, and 'John Mayer' jeans which, when removed, become instantly bored and walk themselves to to the house of next 'it' girl in Hollywood. — Celia Rivenbark

Advice: Don't wait until someone you have issues with - especially someone you're related to - gets shot before you work it out. — James Patterson

I want to make 20, 30, 50 studio records. — Dean Ween

I think I'm the oldest new Bob Dylan around. I predate Bruce Springsteen, Steve Forbat and John Prine. I was probably the first of the new Bob Dylans. — Loudon Wainwright III

occurred! Amy was shot! But then I realized — Gillian Flynn

I was on the way to becoming a duchess, and I had made the Kingmaker angry. What more could a child of seven have accomplished in one day? — Susan Higginbotham

What though the sea be calm? trust to the shore, Ships have been drown'd, where late they danc'd before. — Robert Herrick

If there's a fire, I want to be there. Maybe because in being so close to death, I think I understand what it means to be truly alive. — Caroline Paul

During the 2000 election, the current administration told our military, help is on the way. That is clearly not the case. The administration has failed to request the funds needed for the defense of this Nation. We must give the Army what it needs. — Ike Skelton